Hmm, long time since I've updated. But I have no idea what to write about. Oh well, work was rather cool so far. Friday went to IMM and I saw the AE86. My colleagues commented that it was ugly. LoLz. Well, what to expect from a car that is produced from 10 over years. Finally, next week Initial D is here. Excited excited EXCITED! But still had some problems with the tickets. Hope it's solved soon.
To fill up this post and make it long, since I've nothing more to write about and I've been reading The New Paper everyday. Let me share some interesting/funny articles I read for the past few weeks.
15 June 2005
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY...
A MAN needs to be a friend, a companion, a lover, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a psychologist, a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organiser, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, dependable and passionate.
Not only that, he also has to give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, be very rich and not look at other girls.
Of course, he is expected to give her lots of attention, but expect little himself, give her lots of time, especially time for herself and give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
It is very important that men should never forget birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.
TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY...
Leave him in peace.
04 May 2005
HOW should you talk with your girlfriend?
A quirky e-mail offers advice, using the scenario of a couple chatting on the phone at midnight - when the man yawns.
THE WRONG WAY
Gal: You sleepy?
Guy: Yeah, I'm tired.
Gal: OK, go and sleep, dear.
Guy: OK, you have an early night too.
Five minutes later, the phone rings.
Guy: Hello?
Gal: It's me. Do you find me irritating?
Guy: Huh? What are you talking about?
Gal: You yawned and went off to sleep.
Guy: But you were the one who said...
Gal: You said you were tired what.
Guy: Dear, if you want to chat, don't tell me to go to sleep and then get angry.
Gal: Me, angry?
Guy spends ages appeasing girl.
THE RIGHT WAY
Gal: You sleepy?
Guy: I'm fine. let's chat a while more.
Gal: No, no, go sleep dear.
Guy: You sure? I love you.
Gal: I love you too, have a good rest.
10 June 2005
DOCTORS tell you that you have to exercise at least thrice a week.
But after a long day's work, the bed or the sofa often looks more tempting than the treadmill that is sitting in your living room gathering dust.
But you can stop feeling guilty.
Here are 10 good reasons why we shouldn't exercise:
1) No pain, no pain!
2) Chubby is cute.
3) We'll never look like a magazine ad model anyway.
4) Exercising makes us sweat.
5) We should want people not to like us for our bodies.
6) Doctors need their income.
7) What's the point of dying too healthily?
8) We might as well take a healthy nap.
9) We have to buy special clothes.
10) It feels like work.
14 June 2005
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman hoping that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU TO GET MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to Paul at weddings, poking him in the ribs and cackling, telling him: 'You're next.' They stopped after he started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I am definitely not sexist, but *shrugs* sometimes these stuffs might be true.
To fill up this post and make it long, since I've nothing more to write about and I've been reading The New Paper everyday. Let me share some interesting/funny articles I read for the past few weeks.
15 June 2005
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY...
A MAN needs to be a friend, a companion, a lover, a chef, an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a psychologist, a pest exterminator, a psychiatrist, a healer, a good listener, an organiser, a good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, dependable and passionate.
Not only that, he also has to give her compliments regularly, love shopping, be honest, be very rich and not look at other girls.
Of course, he is expected to give her lots of attention, but expect little himself, give her lots of time, especially time for herself and give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
It is very important that men should never forget birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.
TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY...
Leave him in peace.
04 May 2005
HOW should you talk with your girlfriend?
A quirky e-mail offers advice, using the scenario of a couple chatting on the phone at midnight - when the man yawns.
THE WRONG WAY
Gal: You sleepy?
Guy: Yeah, I'm tired.
Gal: OK, go and sleep, dear.
Guy: OK, you have an early night too.
Five minutes later, the phone rings.
Guy: Hello?
Gal: It's me. Do you find me irritating?
Guy: Huh? What are you talking about?
Gal: You yawned and went off to sleep.
Guy: But you were the one who said...
Gal: You said you were tired what.
Guy: Dear, if you want to chat, don't tell me to go to sleep and then get angry.
Gal: Me, angry?
Guy spends ages appeasing girl.
THE RIGHT WAY
Gal: You sleepy?
Guy: I'm fine. let's chat a while more.
Gal: No, no, go sleep dear.
Guy: You sure? I love you.
Gal: I love you too, have a good rest.
10 June 2005
DOCTORS tell you that you have to exercise at least thrice a week.
But after a long day's work, the bed or the sofa often looks more tempting than the treadmill that is sitting in your living room gathering dust.
But you can stop feeling guilty.
Here are 10 good reasons why we shouldn't exercise:
1) No pain, no pain!
2) Chubby is cute.
3) We'll never look like a magazine ad model anyway.
4) Exercising makes us sweat.
5) We should want people not to like us for our bodies.
6) Doctors need their income.
7) What's the point of dying too healthily?
8) We might as well take a healthy nap.
9) We have to buy special clothes.
10) It feels like work.
14 June 2005
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman hoping that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU TO GET MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to Paul at weddings, poking him in the ribs and cackling, telling him: 'You're next.' They stopped after he started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I am definitely not sexist, but *shrugs* sometimes these stuffs might be true.
